Everything you see here is printed in house by a 21-year-old from Southeast Michigan whose screen time report should legally disqualify him from most responsibilities.
After years of consuming memes at an unsafe rate, it felt irresponsible not to turn that energy into t-shirts.
Every design comes from the internet’s finest (and worst) ideas — the kind of jokes you either immediately get or immediately hate. There is no deeper meaning, no life advice, and absolutely no attempt to be normal.
This is clothing for people who:
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Laugh at stuff they probably shouldn’t
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Enjoy explaining their shirt to confused family members
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Believe irony is a lifestyle choice
Everything is printed in small batches, made to order, and created by someone who cares deeply about quality but not at all about being serious.
If you’re here, you probably get it.
If you don’t — that’s also kind of the point.